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Annihilators of Chan Island

Population15.629 billion

CapitalAccess Denied
LeaderNickolas Spitzberg
Faiththe Great Hatred

CurrencyShiny Thing
AnimalAxe

The Dux Headquarters of Annihilators of Chan Island is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nickolas Spitzberg with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, lack of airports, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.629 billion Annihilators are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Access Denied. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.4%.

The all-consuming Annihilators of Chan Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,073 trillion Shiny Things a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 132,681 Shiny Things, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 722,835 per year while the poor average 12,498, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

The Access Denied XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, citizens compete to guess the time between the royal lady's contractions, black tea is only available on the black market, and Annihilators Of Chan Islandian politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Annihilators of Chan Island's national animal is the Axe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Great Hatred.

Annihilators of Chan Island is ranked 15,567th in the world and 7th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Populations, with 15.6 billion Capita.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 112thMost Primitive: 131stMost Ignorant Citizens: 193rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 346thMost Devout: 447thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 606thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 630thMost Corrupt Governments: 761stFattest Citizens: 794thLargest Black Market: 986thMost Avoided: 1,128thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,275thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,371stLargest Mining Sector: 5,574thLowest Crime Rates: 7,555thHighest Economic Output: 7,967thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,980thTop
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Most Conservative: 14,013thLargest Governments: 15,080thLargest Populations: 15,567thHighest Average Incomes: 18,875thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,437thMost Authoritarian: 20,154th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the region

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