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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 100thMost Primitive: 131stMost Ignorant Citizens: 180th
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Annihilators of Chan Island

Population13.968 billion

CapitalAccess Denied
LeaderNickolas Spitzberg
Faiththe Great Hatred

CurrencyShiny Thing
AnimalAxe

The Dux Headquarters of Annihilators of Chan Island is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nickolas Spitzberg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, fear of technology, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.968 billion Annihilators are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Access Denied. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.4%.

The all-consuming Annihilators of Chan Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,852 trillion Shiny Things a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 132,652 Shiny Things, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 725,036 per year while the poor average 12,407, a ratio of 58.4 to 1.

Children keel over while singing "Nickolas Spitzberg Gives Us the Water of Life", military spending recently hit a new high, the Access Denied XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, and citizens compete to guess the time between the royal lady's contractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Annihilators of Chan Island's national animal is the Axe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Great Hatred.

Annihilators of Chan Island is ranked 131st in the world and 1st in NationStates for Most Primitive, scoring 553.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 100thMost Primitive: 131stMost Ignorant Citizens: 180thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 313thMost Devout: 435thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 595thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 612thMost Corrupt Governments: 716thFattest Citizens: 780thLargest Black Market: 905thMost Avoided: 1,131stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,741stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,168thLargest Mining Sector: 4,827thLowest Crime Rates: 6,969thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,105thHighest Economic Output: 8,217thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,479thLargest Governments: 13,860thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,856thLargest Populations: 16,094thMost Authoritarian: 16,610thHighest Average Incomes: 17,891stMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,814th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 38th in the region

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