Population | 2.921 billion |
Currency | Lira |
Animal | snow leopard |
The Republic of Aresten is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.921 billion Arestenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Arestenian economy, worth 393 trillion Lire a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,750 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aresten's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Aresten is ranked 8,174th in the world and 467th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.17 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aresten's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Aresten, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
- : Following new legislation in Aresten, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Aresten, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Aresten, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Aresten, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Aresten, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn.
- : Following new legislation in Aresten, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in Aresten, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Aresten, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.