The Commonwealth of New Amerikan Republic is a large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 85 million New Amerikan Republicians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The all-consuming New Amerikan Republician economy, worth 7.90 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,890 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 455,263 per year while the poor average 10,860, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, and the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Amerikan Republic's national animal is the hyena, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Amerikan Republic is ranked 44,369^th in the world and 1^st in Z H I R E G A N C for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.