The Constitutional Monarchy of Avalon Nouveau is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Cornelius Fortesque with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 29.123 billion Avalon Nouveauans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port du Roi. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Avalon Nouveauan economy, worth a remarkable 5,110 trillion florins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,479 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and Port du Roi is a police state during international summits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avalon Nouveau's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unified Christianity.

Avalon Nouveau is ranked 66,039^th in the world and 1,604^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 96.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.