Population | 25.311 billion |
Capital | When Pigs Fly |
Leader | Creator Destroyer |
Currency | nugget |
Animal | Badger |
The Empire of Badger Wind is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Creator Destroyer with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.311 billion Badgers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of When Pigs Fly. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Badgerian economy, worth a remarkable 6,510 trillion nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 257,217 nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, bins outnumber trees in city parks, Badgers have more rights than the average citizen, and Creator Destroyer reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Badger Wind's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Badger Wind is ranked 481st in the world and 14th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 199.67 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, Creator Destroyer reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, Badgers have more rights than the average citizen.
- : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.
- : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
- : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, Badgerian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Following new legislation in Badger Wind, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.