The Republic of Bird-Crushing Power is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning emu population. The hard-working population of 8.251 billion Bird-Crushing Powerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 13.1%.

The Bird-Crushing Powerian economy, worth 415 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,397 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bird-Crushing Power's national animal is the emu.

Bird-Crushing Power is ranked 94,843^rd in the world and 1,176^th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,795.45 Standard Monetary Units.