The Federation of Bohachia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Karam The Great with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.59 billion Bohachi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karsburg. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Bohachian economy, worth 302 trillion Marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,215 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, the tightness of border controls in Bohachia leave a little to be desired, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Karam The Great", and the Bohachia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohachia's national animal is the Blue Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Karamism.

Bohachia is ranked 79,715^th in the world and 69^th in The United Federations for Most Average, scoring 40.39 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.