Population | 16.875 billion |
Capital | Kathy |
Leader | Corporal Nobby Nobbs probably 34 |
Faith | Lutheran Church Missouri Sinod |
Currency | stone |
Animal | Dolphin |
The Zombie Free Land of Brexas2 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Corporal Nobby Nobbs probably 34 with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.875 billion DuoBrexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kathy. The average income tax rate is 6.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Brexas2ian economy, worth a remarkable 9,365 trillion stones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 554,999 stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Neighboring nations are tired of Brexas2's big fish stories, commercial ships often report keel and hull damage from coral reef impacts, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brexas2's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheran Church Missouri Sinod.
Brexas2 is ranked 1,059th in the world and 2nd in The Remote Highlands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 19,866.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, commercial ships often report keel and hull damage from coral reef impacts.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, neighboring nations are tired of Brexas2's big fish stories.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, most pop videos prominently feature the Brexas2ian flag.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, Dolphins are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.
- : Brexas2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, Brexas2ian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.