Population | 16.937 billion |
Capital | Kathy |
Leader | Corporal Nobby Nobbs probably 34 |
Faith | Lutheran Church Missouri Sinod |
Currency | stone |
Animal | Dolphin |
The Zombie Free Land of Brexas2 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Corporal Nobby Nobbs probably 34 with a fair hand, and notable for its feral children, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.937 billion DuoBrexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kathy. The average income tax rate is 5.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Brexas2ian economy, worth a remarkable 9,355 trillion stones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 552,397 stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
There is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and big game hunters travel to Brexas2 to try their hand at shark-shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brexas2's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheran Church Missouri Sinod.
Brexas2 is ranked 1,754th in the world and 7th in The Remote Highlands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 72.28 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, big game hunters travel to Brexas2 to try their hand at shark-shooting.
- : Brexas2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Brexas2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in Brexas2, people's charity begins and ends at home.