The Queendom of Kyrisland is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 155 million Kyrislandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kyrislandian economy, worth 6.68 trillion Kyrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,073 Kyrians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrisland's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kyrisland is ranked 66,846^th in the world and 1,118^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 27.56 kickbacks per hour.