The Ancient Wasteland of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Empress Enda Glendale Jung with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 43.142 billion Rekomis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astryon. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 5,827 trillion Yasterean Recans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,085 Yasterean Recans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, pros are the new cons, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the Kabuverdianu Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Komixemun.

East Malaysia is ranked 13,244^th in the world and 346^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 142.63 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.