The Benevolent Dictatorship of Caleban is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mei Aihara with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 13.014 billion Calebanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morikyo. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Calebanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,759 trillion Calebanian Yen a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,208 Calebanian Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new hit series "Caleban's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, Max Barry is this year's Miss Caleban, and faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caleban's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shinto.

Caleban is ranked 116,098^th in the world and 502^nd in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,230.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.