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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,174th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,870th Most Influential: 4,443rd
The State of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
The Cantonese Nation is like the sun
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Cantonese Union

Population2.577 billion

CapitalGuangzhou
LeaderPresident Leung Chun-ying

CurrencyCantonese Dollar
AnimalMountain Lion

The State of Cantonese Union is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Leung Chun-ying with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.577 billion Cantonese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guangzhou. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantonese economy, worth 374 trillion Cantonese Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 145,306 Cantonese Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,068 per year while the poor average 18,795, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantonese Union's national animal is the Mountain Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cantonese Union is ranked 86,940th in the world and 2,959th in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 56.86 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,174thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,870thMost Influential: 4,443rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,715thTop
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Safest: 9,266thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,852ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,263rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,488thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,511thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,800thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,094thLargest Retail Industry: 13,169thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,251stHighest Average Incomes: 13,529thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,049thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,202ndLargest Insurance Industry: 14,944thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,267thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,355th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 62nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 199th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 228th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 263rd in the regionSafest: 269th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 295th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 298th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 305th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 327th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 328th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 331st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 344th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 345th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 345th in the regionMost Influential: 353rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 372nd in the regionMost Avoided: 395th in the regionRudest Citizens: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 416th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 432nd in the regionLargest Governments: 453rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 455th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 456th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 468th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 474th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 474th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 493rd in the regionMost Developed: 495th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 501st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 519th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 528th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 574th in the region

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