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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,881stLargest Black Market: 3,428thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,546th
The Disputed Territories of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
I'm Not Dead Yet!
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Cardmania90010

Population10.985 billion

CurrencyDenero
Animalardvarke

The Disputed Territories of Cardmania90010 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.985 billion Cardmania90010ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90010ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,276 trillion Deneroes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,216 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90010's national animal is the ardvarke, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cardmania90010 is ranked 24,696th in the world and 4th in LunarPunk for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,179.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,881stTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,428thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,546thMost Devout: 4,453rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,062ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,576thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,643rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,390thMost Efficient Economies: 7,498thMost Patriotic: 7,959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,101stLowest Crime Rates: 8,772ndNudest: 9,031stHighest Average Incomes: 9,406thHighest Economic Output: 10,628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,991stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,415thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,549thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,680thLargest Governments: 13,992ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,555thHealthiest Citizens: 19,460thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,728thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,808thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,696thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,824th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cardmania90010 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Cardmania90010 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Cardmania90010 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Cardmania90010 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.

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