The Oppressed Peoples of Cardmania900126 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.018 billion Cardmania900126ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900126ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,267 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,775 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900126's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cardmania900126 is ranked 73,835^th in the world and 42^nd in Lily for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 407.92 on the Clooney Contribution Index.