by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,626thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,107thFattest Citizens: 2,518th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Forward unto the dawn
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Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Cardmania900126

Population3.116 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalVulture

The Oppressed Peoples of Cardmania900126 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.116 billion Cardmania900126ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The powerhouse Cardmania900126ian economy, worth 265 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 85,242 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,898 per year while the poor average 20,874, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, gym teachers instruct advanced-level calculus classes, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cardmania900126's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cardmania900126 is ranked 58,519th in the world and 2,567th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 466.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,626thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,107thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,518thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,605thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,370thMost Primitive: 4,259thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,309thMost Avoided: 6,335thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,036thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,825thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,282ndLargest Mining Sector: 16,712thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,527thLargest Retail Industry: 17,580thLargest Black Market: 18,872nd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 76th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 97th in the regionFattest Citizens: 146th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 150th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 178th in the regionMost Primitive: 213th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Avoided: 337th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 374th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 464th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 485th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 587th in the regionRudest Citizens: 751st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 805th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900126, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900126, gym teachers instruct advanced-level calculus classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900126, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900126, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900126, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900126, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900126, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Cardmania900126 was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900126, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
  • : Following new legislation in Cardmania900126, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.

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