The Holy Empire of The Holiest empire is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 81 million Holiest empireans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Holiest empirean economy, worth 5.33 trillion USDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,834 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holiest empire's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Holiest empire is ranked 33,558^th in the world and 2^nd in The Imperial Union of Order States for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.