The New Red Empire of Creberg is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ivan Vladislav II with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.656 billion bergians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new Светляно. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bergian economy, worth 281 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 170,097 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creberg's national animal is the Two Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Creberg is ranked 11,577^th in the world and 173^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 378.52 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.