The Souffle Girl of Clara Oswald is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Oswin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.433 billion Clara Oswaldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tardis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Clara Oswaldian economy, worth a remarkable 3,032 trillion splinters a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 290,650 splinters, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

All restaurants close before dinner time, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, and one can wake up in Clara Oswald and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clara Oswald's national animal is the snowman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Time Travel.

Clara Oswald is ranked 44,767^th in the world and 8^th in The Doctor Who Universe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 680.85 on the Clooney Contribution Index.