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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,161stMost Influential: 1,593rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,620th
The People's Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Serve the People!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.585 billion

LeaderPresident Wolfgang Harich
FaithState Atheism


The People's Republic of Crestphalia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Wolfgang Harich with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.585 billion Crestphalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Germania. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Crestphalian economy, worth 887 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 134,814 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, they who do not work shall not eat, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crestphalia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Crestphalia is ranked 227,107th in the world and 1,253rd in Europe for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.2 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,161stMost Influential: 1,593rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,620thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,515thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,905thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,457thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,341stBest Weather: 6,342ndMost Cultured: 6,403rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,501stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,829thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,844thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,995thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,130thMost Efficient Economies: 7,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,634thLargest Governments: 7,778thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,165thMost Developed: 8,656thHealthiest Citizens: 9,294thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,447thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,668thSmartest Citizens: 10,186thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,633rdNicest Citizens: 10,640thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,679thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,881stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12,209thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,492ndMost Income Equality: 13,109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,916thLowest Crime Rates: 14,136thMost Inclusive: 15,328thHighest Average Incomes: 18,195thSafest: 18,451stMost Secular: 20,101stHighest Economic Output: 21,237th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionMost Income Equality: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 75th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 98th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 100th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Cultured: 121st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 121st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 123rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 126th in the region

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