by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,579thMost Influential: 2,076thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,443rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Suum Cuique
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.225 billion

Animal3 Headed Dragon

The Republic of Dirkistan is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working population of 2.225 billion Dirkistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dirkistanian economy, worth 316 trillion Dirks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,367 Dirks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dirkistan's national animal is the 3 Headed Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Dirkistan is ranked 144,415th in the world and 5,091st in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 366.46 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,579thMost Influential: 2,076thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,443rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,000thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,672ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,151stMost Developed: 9,623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,041stHealthiest Citizens: 10,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,983rdMost Cultured: 11,343rdSmartest Citizens: 11,864thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,190thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,194thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,765thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,093rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,391stMost Inclusive: 15,381stHighest Average Incomes: 16,048thMost Efficient Economies: 18,002ndLargest Governments: 19,497thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,033rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,425th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionMost Influential: 235th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 251st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 277th in the regionMost Developed: 295th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 297th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 313th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 321st in the regionMost Cultured: 336th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 350th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 365th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 386th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 388th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 409th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 413th in the regionMost Average: 415th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 485th in the regionMost Inclusive: 551st in the regionLargest Governments: 568th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 585th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 684th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 728th in the region

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