Population | 17.102 billion |
Capital | The Course |
Leader | Tournament Director |
Faith | Disc Golf in Nature |
Currency | Disc |
Animal | Raptor |
The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.102 billion DiscGolfLandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,734 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 393,812 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.
DiscGolfLand is ranked 1,451st in the world and 23rd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 157.28 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- : DiscGolfLand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : DiscGolfLand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 94 » Sindria, Tropical Isles, Twisted Duality, Glorious Existence, Shaktirajya, Greg Tucker, Fallgriffin, Moriari, Greynne, The Undivided, Condonohia, Lynier, Orcatortugs, Dilber, Pandaland II, Mediobogdum, New Belia, Nas Crustium, Bucals Kagotoaion, Triestine, San Diego Islands, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Aldesport, Thessalian, Willow Gate, Podium, Muad-Dib, Ingentis Novus, Marina Nova, Av Libertas Vindex, Q The Almighty, Jigsland, Overthinkers, Corbeil, Tithio, Albyion Kingdom, Neulant, Futuo, Astra Prime, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Apexiala, Guitermot, Hongg Kong, Safiz, Nes Repuland, Infinite Star, Bhang Bhang Duc, Zuriath, Crickoworse, and 44 others.East Pal Giulia, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Great Jameston, The United Republic of Westend, Guam-North Mariana, Savitri, Laudesia, Liberillia, Occidius, Algueneia, Timmylandington, Omphalos, Maharanidesh, Fotisdia, Mediocre Talents, Hyperion Towers, Dreamers for Hope, Ulinzistan, Diet coke enjoyers, Arkengia, Succedania, Tsangenya, United Korinthia, Rengum in Lingo, Taylor Allison Swift, Brethenshep, Rotvania, Wickedly evil people, Kabirstan, Wooo, Xebloso, Koerle, Nacaome, Isachile Tum, Antahbrantahstan, RelentlessPirates, Hexion, Pushistia, Eyluvmenia, Blontais, Yy4u, Elegarth, and Zoran.