The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.054 billion DiscGolfLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,735 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 302,145 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 194^th in the world and 4^th in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 18,579.68 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.