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Most Inclusive: 69thNicest Citizens: 108thMost Compassionate Citizens: 123rd
The Smokin Green Land of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
May The Course be with you!
Tournament Director
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.515 billion

CapitalThe Course
LeaderTournament Director
FaithDisc Golf in Nature


The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.515 billion DiscGolfLandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,412 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 324,535 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, and the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 169th in the world and 4th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 8,354.93 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Inclusive: 69thNicest Citizens: 108thMost Compassionate Citizens: 123rdMost Pacifist: 140thMost Cheerful Citizens: 146thLargest Welfare Programs: 152ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 165thMost Beautiful Environments: 169thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 243rdMost Cultured: 263rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 275thMost Advanced Public Education: 276thBest Weather: 306thHighest Average Tax Rates: 323rdLargest Governments: 343rdMost Efficient Economies: 417thMost Rebellious Youth: 428thMost Valuable International Artwork: 444thHighest Poor Incomes: 482ndMost Devout: 483rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 676thSmartest Citizens: 679thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 697thMost Advanced Public Transport: 710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 776thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,077thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,119thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,189thLowest Crime Rates: 1,613thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,645thHighest Average Incomes: 1,649thMost Developed: 1,829thRudest Citizens: 1,963rdMost Influential: 1,982ndTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,753rdHighest Economic Output: 3,898thSafest: 4,418thMost Stationary: 9,174thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,179thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 17,992ndMost Income Equality: 19,122ndHealthiest Citizens: 20,740th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionRudest Citizens: 51st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionSafest: 84th in the regionMost Stationary: 123rd in the regionLargest Populations: 209th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 232nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 237th in the regionNudest: 252nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 460th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : DiscGolfLand endorsed The Empire of Rajtech.
  • : DiscGolfLand was endorsed by The Empire of Rajtech.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Raptorball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Tournament Director to meetings with foreign heads of state.


World Assembly

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