Population | 1.426 billion |
Capital | Messnaldo |
Leader | Harold Maguire |
Faith | None |
Currency | Dinar |
Animal | Ghost Wolf |
The All Powerful Empire of EAsprts is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Harold Maguire with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.426 billion EAsportsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Messnaldo. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming EAsportsian economy, worth 118 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,922 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Harold Maguire's throne, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, the government has enacted freedom of information, and teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EAsprts's national animal is the Ghost Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
EAsprts is ranked 12,208th in the world and 112th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in EAsprts, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.
- : Following new legislation in EAsprts, the government has enacted freedom of information.
- : Following new legislation in EAsprts, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
- : Following new legislation in EAsprts, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Harold Maguire's throne.
- : Following new legislation in EAsprts, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
- : EAsprts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : EAsprts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Highest Food Quality.
- : EAsprts voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Following new legislation in EAsprts, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in EAsprts, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » PhDre, Decacon, UPC, Primorye Oblast, Geektopia, Pland Adanna, Gooblaria, Aevana, Abardis, Le Libertia, JayDee II, Disney Know it Alls, Grande pudimland, Lime82, Wolfsgrad, P0ptr0pica, and Nova Angelus.