The Republic of Domestic Corporate America is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Minister Hermon Turnase with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.828 billion Domestic Corporate Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Industrial Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Domestic Corporate American economy, worth a remarkable 5,148 trillion tobas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 247,188 tobas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,479,152 per year while the poor average 18,774, a ratio of 78.8 to 1.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, in pet stores nationwide Elephants are growing in popularity, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Industrial Park" has been described as a real blow for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Domestic Corporate America's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Domestic Corporate America is ranked 273,417^th in the world and 11^th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10.95 on the Clooney Contribution Index.