The Kingdom of Kazhinskia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sevestan Ivania-Kaliomar II with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.019 billion Kazhinskians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilamonterra. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kazhinskian economy, worth 286 trillion ₭ragels a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,061 ₭ragels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, many aides in Sevestan Ivania-Kaliomar II's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazhinskia's national animal is the Kazhi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ivakazmahnism and Kazmahnism.

Kazhinskia is ranked 88,000^th in the world and 1,642^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,910.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.