The Oppressed Peoples of Drogmar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Unspeakable One with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.322 billion Drogmarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeredathath. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Drogmarian economy, worth an astonishing 13,608 trillion blood diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 609,657 blood diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drogmar's national animal is the Horrific Demon of Fear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Philosophic Sufferianism.

Drogmar is ranked 294,299^th in the world and 11,269^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 0.04 average smiles per day.