The Holy Dragon Empire of East Cashinamasian is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Rasputin with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.654 billion East Cashinamasianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient East Cashinamasianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion Capital ones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,087 Capital ones, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 787,514 per year while the poor average 62,537, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, fish with fish chips have become the new East Cashinamasianian food staple, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Cashinamasian's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Gods Dragon.

East Cashinamasian is ranked 10,466^th in the world and 5^th in 001 Alpha Prime for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,499.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.