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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 419th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,660th Most Influential: 2,038th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
We Shall Not Attack Until Attacked
Elijah Dale
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Elijaia

Population3.446 billion

CapitalBorder Terrier City
LeaderElijah Dale
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyOlympia
AnimalBorder terrier

The Nomadic Peoples of Elijaia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Elijah Dale with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.446 billion Elijaians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Border Terrier City. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Elijaian economy, worth 234 trillion Olympias a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,122 Olympias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Elijaians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elijaia's national animal is the Border terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Elijaia is ranked 156,204th in the world and 7,992nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 419thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,660thMost Influential: 2,038thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,358thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 9,078thMost Pacifist: 9,267thMost Inclusive: 9,446thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,577thNicest Citizens: 9,617thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,028thHealthiest Citizens: 11,614thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,929thBest Weather: 12,306thMost Cultured: 13,740thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,022nd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 349th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 479th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 507th in the regionMost Pacifist: 507th in the regionNicest Citizens: 557th in the regionMost Inclusive: 569th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 582nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 594th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 630th in the regionBest Weather: 684th in the regionMost Cultured: 709th in the regionMost Influential: 740th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elijaia was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Savaaria.
  • : Elijaia was endorsed by The United States of Conservadoria.
  • : Elijaia endorsed The North Pacific is Fijitastic of El Fiji Grande.
  • : Elijaia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Common Territories".
  • : Elijaia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Elijaia, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Elijaians.
  • : Following new legislation in Elijaia, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Elijaia, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Elijaia, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Elijaia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".

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