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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 85thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,780thMost Influential: 3,803rd
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Escalver

Population1.051 billion

CapitalMarsden
LeaderPM - Christy Adelaide
FaithAgnosticism

Currencypound
AnimalRed Panda

The United States of Escalver is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by PM - Christy Adelaide with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.051 billion Escalian have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsden. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Escalverian economy, worth 89.9 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,582 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escalver's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Escalver is ranked 26,902nd in the world and 376th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.71 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 85thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,780thMost Influential: 3,803rdMost Secular: 7,467thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,683rdMost Pacifist: 8,203rdBest Weather: 9,221stNicest Citizens: 9,706thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,432ndMost Inclusive: 10,630thTop
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Safest: 12,434thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,869thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,256thLargest Retail Industry: 16,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,758thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,879thHealthiest Citizens: 19,099thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,380thMost Developed: 21,257thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,766thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,381stHighest Poor Incomes: 23,195th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Escalver, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Escalver, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Escalver, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Escalver, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Escalver endorsed The Federal Republic of Nuevo Europa.
  • : Escalver was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Escalver was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nuevo Europa.
  • : Following new legislation in Escalver, there is something rotten in the state of Escalver.
  • : Following new legislation in Escalver, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Escalver, anti-government web sites are springing up.

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