The Constitutional Monarchy of Fake communism33 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.758 billion Fake communism33ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism33ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,514 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,062 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, several inches are being added to first class seating, and town welcome signs list corporate sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism33's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism33 is ranked 53,000^th in the world and 2,314^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,012.4 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.