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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,093rdMost Avoided: 13,012thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,349th
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Fermanagh colonial empire

Population337 million

CurrencyPint of Guinness

The Empire of Fermanagh colonial empire is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 337 million Irishes are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The very strong Fermanagh colonial empirean economy, worth 25.9 trillion Pints of Guinness a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 76,877 Pints of Guinness, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,532 per year while the poor average 18,959, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Fermanagh colonial empire's national animal is the Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fermanagh colonial empire is ranked 124,551st in the world and 6,126th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 58.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,093rdTop
Most Avoided: 13,012thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,349thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,629thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,548th
Most Avoided: 416th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 525th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 545th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 578th in the regionMost Armed: 581st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 722nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 768th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 807th in the region

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