The People's Democratic Republic of Eurochina is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Xi Guterres-Schwab von der Leyen with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 6.736 billion Eurochinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing-Brussels Eperopolis. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurochinese economy, worth 676 trillion Eurorenminbis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,496 Eurorenminbis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, t-shirts displaying a photo of Xi Guterres-Schwab von der Leyen performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurochina's national animal is the white panda cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worldwide homogeneity.

Eurochina is ranked 60,121^st in the world and 1,388^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 23.43 flags saluted per person per day.