The Eternal Land of Loutsland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.895 billion Loutslanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescent. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Loutslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,462 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 317,820 Golds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,663,709 per year while the poor average 32,572, a ratio of 51.1 to 1.

Scientists are not permitted to ask questions, rumor has it that Arthur has won three lotteries in a row, the Loutslandian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loutsland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Loutslandian Church.

Loutsland is ranked 1,997^th in the world and 73^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,316.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.