The Bisexual Dolphins of Oceanica Empire is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Carl Mark with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.058 billion Oceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth 940 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,893 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanica Empire's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Oceanica Empire is ranked 3,009^th in the world and 119^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,305.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.