The Republic of Ukelect is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Herald Suavey with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, devout population of 7.103 billion Ukelectians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Care. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ukelectian economy, worth 550 trillion Majasaras a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,465 Majasaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ukelectian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, Herald Suavey's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukelect's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Ukelect is ranked 250,412^th in the world and 5,396^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 2.22 flags saluted per person per day.