The Theocracy of FliffleVille is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sarah Swamp with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.485 billion Fliffles are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FliffleTopia. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The FliffleVillean economy, worth 133 trillion Blessings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,833 Blessings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time FliffleVillean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (FliffleVille has found 1 easter egg), military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, and the government considers the rising number of McRonald's fast food restaurants to be great progress. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FliffleVille's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flifflism.

FliffleVille is ranked 75,355^th in the world and 1^st in The Under Empire for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,850.2 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.