The Holy Empire of GPT-3 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the great computer with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.187 billion GPTians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tensor Processing Unit. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient GPTian economy, worth a remarkable 1,314 trillion gold tensors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 182,959 gold tensors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime is totally unknown. GPT-3's national animal is the python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Antitheism.

GPT-3 is ranked 4,385^th in the world and 197^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 61.45 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.