The United Republican Federation of Mortionia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Gustavo Rasdrani with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.033 billion Mortionians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morbinville. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mortionian economy, worth 631 trillion Mortionian lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,502 Mortionian lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, the internet has been placed under government control, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mortionia's national animal is the Morbius, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mortionia is ranked 212,659^th in the world and 4,505^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.