The United Communes of Eurocom is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.008 billion Eurocoms are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurocom economy, worth 580 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 193,064 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Eurocom are blocked up with orders for new public loos, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurocom's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Eurocom is ranked 1,208^th in the world and 61^st in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 159.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.