The Commonwealth of The Scarborough Administration is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Albert Davis - Earl of Humber with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.159 billion Scarborians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Humber. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Scarborian economy, worth 702 trillion Scarborough Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,101 Scarborough Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, Albert Davis - Earl of Humber is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and prank shows are so hot right now. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Scarborough Administration's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

The Scarborough Administration is ranked 185,900^th in the world and 4,117^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 273.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.