The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of United States of Rhodes is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.97 billion Rhodesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodesian economy, worth 700 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,033 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United States of Rhodes's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

United States of Rhodes is ranked 13,273^rd in the world and 288^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,406.08 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.