The Two Kingdom Union of The Republic of Sloviskia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir President Illina Tarra with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 8.919 billion Sloviskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enderson City. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sloviskian economy, worth 935 trillion Skuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,913 Skuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, military funding has been stripped back, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Sloviskia's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Republic of Sloviskia is ranked 169,283^rd in the world and 3,707^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 293.01 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.