The Fake History Creators of FYROM not Macedonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.33 billion FYROM not Macedonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.3%.

The all-consuming FYROM not Macedonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,735 trillion denars a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 73,287 denars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,997 per year while the poor average 13,034, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and medical lawsuits are out of control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. FYROM not Macedonia's national animal is the rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

FYROM not Macedonia is ranked 56,196^th in the world and 7^th in Eastern Roman Empire for Safest, scoring 100.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.