The Rebal leader of Osris of the UA is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.687 billion Osris of the UAians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Osris of the UAian economy, worth 556 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,282 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

What's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, and athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osris of the UA's national animal is the swan.

Osris of the UA is ranked 261,396^th in the world and 4^th in kerberia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.