The Federal Republic of German Polynesia is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning guanaco population. The hard-working population of 9.57 billion German Polynesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luau. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The German Polynesian economy, worth 448 trillion Minoan tala a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 46,884 Minoan tala, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, German Polynesia has designated Luau as its capital city, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Polynesia's national animal is the guanaco.

German Polynesia is ranked 47,491^st in the world and 913^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,854.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.