The Rolling Thunder of Gewitter is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Thor with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.817 billion Gewitterians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gewitter City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gewitterian economy, worth a remarkable 4,941 trillion Currents a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 177,653 Currents, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,642,647 per year while the poor average 1,871, a ratio of 877 to 1.

Smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, ghost regiments exist only on paper, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", and the Gewitterian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gewitter's national animal is the Cow Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gewitter is ranked 281,149^th in the world and 10,745^th in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 0.51 flags saluted per person per day.