The Dominion of Albend is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 567 million Albanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albendopolis. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Albanian economy, worth 50.7 trillion harps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,354 harps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Trained plumber-burglars will clean out your blocked pipes and your jewellery boxes, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, and builders across Albend are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albend's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Albend is ranked 90,860^th in the world and 1,587^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,229.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.