The Democratie of Gilrabala is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 34.596 billion Gilrabalans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The strong Gilrabalan economy, worth a remarkable 1,294 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 37,411 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests and married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine. Crime is moderate. Gilrabala's national animal is the lama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gilrabala is ranked 119,477^th in the world and 8^th in France for Most Patriotic, with 13.38 flags saluted per person per day.