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Gnobile

Population2.093 billion

CapitalThat big hut over there on that hill

Currencygnob
Animalcoastal spider crab

The Particularly large villages of Gnobile is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.093 billion Goblins enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of That big hut over there on that hill. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a goblin economy, worth 219 trillion gnobs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,884 gnobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnobile's national animal is the coastal spider crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnobile is ranked 132,428th in the world and 154th in Spiritus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 990.64 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Pacifist: 6,805thSafest: 7,212thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,281stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,862ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,342ndNicest Citizens: 9,305thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,398thMost Inclusive: 9,561stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,648thMost Developed: 10,970thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,032ndBest Weather: 11,422ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,895thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,503rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,659thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,946thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,986thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,474thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,549thMost Influential: 14,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,371stSmartest Citizens: 14,886thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,450thHealthiest Citizens: 16,615thLowest Crime Rates: 16,837thLargest Governments: 18,135thMost Secular: 18,960thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,881stMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,090thMost Cultured: 22,492nd
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Most Pacifist: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gnobile, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnobile, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnobile, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnobile, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnobile, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to a goblin politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnobile, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnobile, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnobile, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
  • : Following new legislation in Gnobile, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Gnobile resigned from the World Assembly.

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